A distraught Husband goes to his local Police Station to file a 'Missing Person Report':
Husband: My wife, Misty, went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home!
Officer: What is her height?
Husband: Uhmm, I'm not sure.
Officer: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not really slim, can be healthy.
Officer: Color of her eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Officer: Hair color?
Husband: I'm not sure. It changes all the time!
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pant suit or dress? I don't remember exactly.
Officer: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Officer: Do you know the make, model, color and possibly license number of the vehicle?
Husband: It's a red 2006 Ford F150 SuperCrew FX4, Banks power stainless steel headers, mbrp stainless steel dual exhaust, AEM cold air intake, throttle body spacer. Leather power seats, moon roof, 20" rims. Around 110,000 miles. License plate is 'MY TRUCK'.
...and then the Husband started crying...
Officer: Don't worry sir, we'll find your truck!