A Happy Wife...

A man and his wife went on a safari in Africa.

WIFE: 'If that cheetah catches that gazelle and kills it, I'm going to be heartbroken.'

HUSBAND: 'That's nature. The cheetah has to eat it to survive.'

WIFE: 'Do something!'

HUSBAND: 'What the heck can I do?'

WIFE: 'If that poor little gazelle dies, I'm calling my mother and making her live with us for the rest of our lives!'

And this is what happens next...

that's funny