So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store”. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore and so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I imagined I didn’t look like his normal clientele, and so asked “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?”
The clerk said “GET OUT, GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!”
I said “Yes yes, that’s the one I'm looking for. Do you still have the hard covered version???”