Confused

Dear Anne,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning
and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows
he cheats on me and it is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new
one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot pool with
his buddies and have sex with hookers, while I work so hard to pay our
bills.

Since our daughter went away to college and then got married; he doesn't
even pretend to like me, and hints to everyone that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?

Confused, H.C.





Dear Confused,

Grow up and dump him, you don't need him anymore!
Good grief woman, you're running for President of the United States!

Good one.