Feminism around the world...

Found this too good not to share.  

We hear a lot about "feminism" these days, and how they're all about "empowerment", and the trials they face in today's world.  But, I think there's some distinctions to be drawn between "feminists" around the world:

Kurdish Feminist: "I wish I didn't have to know how to field strip and clean an AK-47."

Pakastani Feminist: "I wish I could marry the man I love without my father beating me to death for it."

Afghani Feminist: "I wish I could go to school without being shot or having my ear cut off."

Iranian Feminist: "I wish I wasn't being stoned to death because I was raped."

Syrian Feminist: "I wish my genitals hadn't been mutilated."

Iraqi Feminist: "I wish I hadn't been forced to marry someone I hated when I was 10 years old."


American Feminist: "Whaddya mean I gotta pay for my own birth control?"

Feminism is about more than being a big pink vagina...

If it were today, and the Titanic was sinking, should it still be women and children first, or just children?

Of course not! Feminism is selective and only rares it's ugly head when beneficial.

(Did I say that out loud?)

Dear government, I demand you stay out of my whore house, but I demand you pay for the consequences there of. --Modern American Feminism.