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PostSubject: Doctors   April 21st 2014, 6:45 pm

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctologist so they put up a sign reading:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

This was also not acceptable, so they changed the sign again. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressive and Anal Retentive" - thumbs down again!

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts" - no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.

"Loons and Moons" - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with something that was deemed acceptable by town council:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".





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