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PostSubject: That could have been me.....   February 27th 2014, 5:18 pm

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday,
minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of Swaggers, young, loud Justin Bieber Fans, shouting and singing , with posters of Justin Bieber new album in their hands "JB I love you" spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly, they yelled, " Baby baby Baby oohhh " and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, " Man...that could have been me !"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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PostSubject: Re: That could have been me.....   February 27th 2014, 5:41 pm

 

And, by the way, there was a side bet during the semi-final rounds of hockey at Sochi where the loser of the Canada - USA game has to keep Bieber.

He's all yours! Good luck with that!  Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: That could have been me.....   February 27th 2014, 6:22 pm

Justin Bieber is just Miley Cyrus dressed up like a girl.
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PostSubject: Re: That could have been me.....   February 28th 2014, 1:30 am

 
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