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PostSubject: Positive Thinking   January 29th 2014, 1:35 pm

Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your boobs, then?”
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