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PostSubject: MALE LOGIC   June 19th 2013, 1:06 pm

Woman: Do you drink beer?
 
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
 
Man: Usually about 3
 
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
 
Man: $5.00, which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
 
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
 
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 ...correct?
 
Man: Correct
 
Woman: Ok, so let's get this straight. If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
 
Man: Correct
 
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
 
Man: Hmmm... Do YOU drink beer?
 
Woman: No

Man: Sooo, where's your fucking Ferrari?
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