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PostSubject: Lifes a Beach   May 28th 2013, 4:35 pm

A Mexican, a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach in South Carolina when the Mexican stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are three of you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the Mexican, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough peekups to take all my peoples back to our homeland, May-he-co!" Poof! It was done! Row after row of pickup trucks appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, "I wish for a million camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah." Poof! It was done! A million camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, and then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

Finally the Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud Lite. It doesn't get much better than this!"
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