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PostSubject: An Irishman goes to the Doctor with a problem....    Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:31 pm

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with a problem....

"Doctor, it's me arse. I'd like ya ta take a look, if ya would.".

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

"Incredible!" he says, "there is a $20 note lodged up here."

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a $10 pound note appears.

"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"

"Well for goodness sake, take it out, man!" shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another ... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

"Ah Doctor, thank ya kindly, dat's much better. Just out of interest, how much was in there?"

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "$1,990 exactly."

"Ah, dat'd be right,'' says the Irishman. "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
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